House Inferno: A Devastating Blaze

Elon Musk's attempt to bring order to Twitter has failed as the messy platform is too vital and valuable to be controlled. Musk's subscription service aligned more closely with his strange understanding of the site than with any observable desire in the marketplace. Musk sought out a population of blowhards and temporarily embarrassed grand inquisitors, but this is a tough crowd. These people live to be betrayed, and Musk was always going to disappoint. Twitter is like a house party that one can visit or leave at leisure, but for those who go to parties aiming to win or spend their time haranguing other partygoers, they would not have fun there.