"Supermarket Closes After Discovery of Erection-Inducing Spider"

A supermarket in Austria, Penny market in Krems an der Donau, has been closed since Tuesday after a venomous Brazilian wandering spider, known for causing long-lasting painful erections, was found in the bananas. The spider's venom stimulates an erection that lasts for hours, along with high blood pressure and pain throughout the body. This is not the first time such spiders have been found in European supermarkets, with previous incidents reported in the UK.