Noah Kahan Urges Fans to Use the Bathroom, Not the Seats

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Noah Kahan kicked off the North American leg of The Great Divide Tour at Citizens Bank Park and urged fans to use the bathroom instead of defecating in seats, joking about past mishaps after a viral Reddit post described a seat-pooping incident.
Topics:entertainment#charlottesville#concert-etiquette#concertgoers#music#noah-kahan#the-great-divide-tour
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