Ranking Personal Attacks: The JRPG Article Guy's Attempt at Making Amends

The author of the controversial "Every Major Modern JRPG Series Ranked By How Embarrassed You Should Feel About Playing It" article responds to personal attacks by ranking their accuracy. They address accusations of being a pedophile, a 35-year-old who says "adulting" and owns Baby Yoda merchandise, racist, not real, and a soft, weak man. They admit that their article was not satire and aimed to provoke outrage, but express hope for forgiveness and future camaraderie with Xenoblade 2 fans.