"Capitol Police Conclude Investigation into Senate Sex Tape, Citing Lack of Evidence"

The U.S. Capitol Police have closed their investigation into a leaked sex tape recorded inside a Senate hearing room, citing no evidence of a crime despite a likely violation of Congressional policy. The police stated that a congressional staffer involved had access to the room, but the individuals in the video were uncooperative and no elements of any possible crimes were met. The staffer, identified as Aidan Maese-Czeropski, has since resigned and denied disrespecting his workplace, while conservative outlets initially published the video.