
Defector Funbag Debunks Red Wine Myth, Mourns Tommy John, and Addresses Tony Romo’s CBS Future
Drew Magary’s latest Defector Funbag addresses reader questions on red wine health claims, the legacy of pitcher Tommy John, and the potential replacement of Tony Romo by J.J. Watt on CBS Sports. Magary clarifies that while resveratrol offers mild benefits, alcohol remains a toxin, and he notes that Romo’s lack of preparation may lead to his permanent removal from the booth. The column also touches on the terror of liminal spaces in 'Backrooms' and the practicalities of cochlear implants.













