Burrito Offensive: JD Vance and the 2028 GOP Field
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Jonah Goldberg uses a burrito metaphor to examine JD Vance’s potential run for president in 2028, arguing the GOP field remains unsettled and that Vance would be a notably charisma-challenged, Trump-adjacent nominee; the piece situates this within broader debates about the trajectory of the Republican Party and includes a lengthy, polarized reader discussion weighing DeSantis, Abbott, Haley, Rubio, and others in the race.
- J.D. Vance’s Burrito Offensive The Dispatch
- Insults, Expletives and Fat-Shaming: Vance Trolls Critics on the Right and Left The New York Times
- Ex-Trump aide: Vance is ‘negative rizz’ The Hill
- How burritos are tearing apart the Republican Party The Telegraph
- Outgoing congressman says to ‘eat ramen’ and stop complaining about rising prices The Independent
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