Fans roast ex-Bungie CEO with a tomato-throwing browser game

After Bungie’s Destiny 2 support wind-down and mass layoffs, fans released Pete Carsons: The Final Car, a browser game where you throw tomatoes at ex-CEO Pete Parsons and dodge career-mocking cars like Crunch Enforcer and Micromanager. The satire ties to Parsons’ 2025 departure and Bungie’s post-acquisition turmoil, with the “Vault of Cars” boss encounter launching on Bungie Day, July 7, 2026.