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Army Battalion Offers GTA 6 Break as Re-enlistment Incentive (Unverified Memo)
Kotaku reports a memo allegedly from Fort Stewart’s 9th Brigade Engineer Battalion offering a four‑day GTA 6 play pass to active‑duty soldiers who re‑enlist between Aug 1 and Nov 14, 2026, timed to the game’s launch; authenticity is unverified and it’s unclear if the perk would apply Army‑wide, with officials seeking clarification.

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Oregon Yu-Gi-Oh Tourney Paused Over Hygiene Complaints
A Beaverton, Oregon card shop suspended a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament for one week after multiple complaints of poor hygiene, posting a reminder to follow Konami’s cleanliness guidelines; the pause was announced on the shop’s Discord and highlights ongoing hygiene concerns at in-person card-game events.

White House Posts GTA 6 Trump Meme to Distract From Reflecting Pool Scandal
After Rockstar revealed GTA 6’s cover, the White House posted an AI-generated spoof featuring Donald Trump and the MAGA slogan to mock the game, a move described as a distraction from the Reflecting Pool turning green with algae and paint issues; Rockstar declined to comment.

Humanoid Robot Delivers Kick at Chinese Event, Video Sparks Online Outcry
Video from Xinjiang, China shows a humanoid robot kicking a young boy at a public event; the child wasn’t seriously injured and staff reportedly reacted slowly. The clip went viral online, prompting discussion about robot safety and misbehavior as part of Kotaku’s ongoing coverage of robotics incidents.

Arizona Graduates Boo Schmidt’s AI Future Pitch
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt urged University of Arizona graduates to help shape AI’s future, cautioning that fear of job loss and environmental impact is rational but the work ahead will require their involvement and values; his pitch was met with sustained boos from the crowd, underscoring the friction between corporate AI optimism and students’ concerns at graduation ceremonies.

Waymo Fleet Circles an Atlanta Cul-de-Sac, Echoing Cyberpunk 2077 in Real Life
Dozens of Waymo self-driving cars reportedly circled a northwest Atlanta cul-de-sac, with roughly 50 vehicles entering the area and some becoming stuck as they tried to turn around, prompting safety concerns from residents; Waymo says routing issues have been addressed, and the piece notes the eerie parallel to Cyberpunk 2077’s Epistrophy quest and its Delamain cars in real life.

Six-Year-Old Sets Cookie Sales Record, Sells 100,000 Boxes
A six-year-old Daisy Scout in Pittsburgh, Pim Neill, sold over 100,000 Girl Scout cookies in a single season, breaking the national record through a viral social media push and traditional door-to-door sales, with a storefront open through March 22; her perseverance amid early troop rejections due to age and disability is inspiring other girls.