"Online Purchase Unveils Discovery of Dinosaur Chicken from Hell"

A graduate student purchasing fossils online for a class project stumbled upon a previously unknown dinosaur species from the late Cretaceous period, which he named "Eoneophron infernalis." Initially thought to be Anzu wyliei, the fossils turned out to belong to an unidentified species. The new dinosaur was named in honor of the student's pet lizard and the chicken moniker of Anzu wyliei.