Sleep-score court: Pixel Watch case puts sleep tracking on trial

The Verge presents a satirical courtroom closing argument over the Pixel Watch’s sleep score, arguing a 71/100 is unfair given camping conditions (loud neighbors, a child in the tent, 3AM bathroom trips) and two pre-bed cocktails; the defense asks for an adjustment around 80 based on extenuating circumstances, while praising the watch’s insights and highlighting how context affects sleep-tracking scores in wearables.